I’m not a professional graphic designer. I work in a print shop and sometimes do work for friends and acquaintances. Somehow, my bosses found out about this.
Client: We’re thinking of getting new business cards made up. You can do that kind of thing can’t you?
Me: Yeah sure. I charge for it though.
Client: Ha! Nice one.
Me: No, seriously, I charge for it. Even my friends have to pay.
Me: Because it’s time-consuming. I don’t have much free time, so I charge people for eating in to it.
Client: Well, you can do it here while you’re at work.
Me: I normally charge around £350 for design work. I get paid a little over £7 an hour here.
Client: That’s a ridiculous amount of money!
Me: I think you’ll find it’s about half the price of what professionals will charge.
Client: £350 for an hours’ work? That’s insane!
Me: I can’t design anything in an hour. I can maybe doodle something for you, but I can’t design it properly in an hour.
Client: I was hoping you could do it in your lunch break.
Me: I’ll be having lunch in my lunch break.
Client: What’s so difficult? It’s only messing around with paint.
Me: Do you mean actual paint or MSPaint?
Client: Either or.
765 Notes/ Hide
- swaggychestbreachian likes this
- wheresunshines likes this
- samisatrackhoe likes this
- adumbralslumber likes this
- genericanomaly likes this
- cowhatarea likes this
- hartmannsyoukai reblogged this from clientsfromhell
- ugaland likes this
- macythat likes this
- voldemortattacks likes this
- transactionswithbeauty likes this
- frankthebunny1992 reblogged this from clientsfromhell
- frankthebunny1992 likes this
- chelebell825 likes this
- maeblythe reblogged this from clientsfromhell
- picsforrealz likes this
- moobas-world likes this
- algorithm-to-end-boredom likes this
- whystayontheyellowbrickroad reblogged this from clientsfromhell
- aeavey00 likes this
- anniecamara likes this
- dazzled-by-starlight reblogged this from clientsfromhell
- andigreyscale likes this
- adrianalikestea reblogged this from clientsfromhell and added:
- marshizzle1 likes this
- lovethey-say likes this
- kelseydornblaser likes this
- hiscalifornia likes this
- fantasiadot likes this
- mayberry reblogged this from clientsfromhell
- rattyfamily likes this
- emillliiii likes this
- daftandchildish likes this
- creaturefromtheredlagoon likes this
- cabellodeloscaballos reblogged this from memewhore
- lovelyrosiecheeks likes this
- themountainsandthetrees reblogged this from clientsfromhell
- thelionstirs reblogged this from raindropprincess
- raindropprincess reblogged this from starfieldcanvas
- opaqueheart likes this
- karamaee likes this
- omgbbqdragon reblogged this from strikingnoblecanid
- natsulovely likes this
- jul43 likes this
- mrhnt likes this
- sblc75 likes this
- theatlanticwasborntoday likes this
- 848000 reblogged this from memewhore
- raulsdg likes this
- whatiislife likes this