New product from Facebook, unannounced as yet but has been in the works for years:

Introducing: BOOKFACE POLITICS

DISCUSS POLITICS ON FACEBOOK BY JUST MAKING A NEW STATUS ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES

BRAVELY SET FORTH YOUR OPINION: “I LIKE CUCUMBERS AND U CANT CHANGE MY MIND #CUCUMBERS2014”

SHARE ALL SORTS OF PICTURES AND VIDEOS ABOUT CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES, OBVIOUS PARANOIA, LIES ABOUT LIES, AND MORE, JUST BECAUSE THEY ASKED YOU TO

BECOME ACTIVE IN YOUR LOCAL POLITICS GROUP, NOW ON FACEBOOK! GET INTO LONG THOUSAND-COMMENT FIGHTS OVER CUCUMBERS AND CUCUMBER’S RIGHTS TO REMAIN UNEATEN AND TO BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE GALAXIAN UNION OF CUCUMBERIA

SUPPORT #CUCUMBERS2014 AND THEN CRITICIZE CUCUMBERS FOR NOT CUCUMBERING WHAT THEY SAID THEY’D CUCUMBER - SICKO LIAR RUINING CUCUMBRIA WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS

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